Scary And Funny

This was one of the best experiences that I ever had! First it seemed like one to be very very scary. I am not joking, you will know why. But when I realized, I was trying hard not to laugh loud and make a fool of myself.

Yesterday, in between work I got up and wanted to use the toilet. As a regular practice (like other days) what I do is just open the door and take my first step. That’s it! That’s when it started. I was stuck at that place for a second which seemed like ages that time. What I see is a Woman standing and peeing in our toilet i.e. in guys toilet. My first thought was – when did they interchange the men’s and women’s toilet in the office! Hell! She had long hair, nicely combed and tied with a rubber band in the back. She was wearing a jeans and t-shirt! But why is that she had to be a she, not a he? Given that there was 100% chance that I was entering the right place and many guys these days have long hair. This reminded me of Bau and one of his stories from Rishikesh. Ask him! J

But when I saw her face, it for sure 100% resembled that of a beautiful woman. I am not sure how to say this. But when I saw her hands that also looked very much feminine with a white complexion, it never seemed to be like toned and all, that of the guys. I was shocked!

You know the funniest part all these while? While I was seeing and thinking all these rubbish, there were two more guys (they for sure were guys) on both side of that person and doing the same thing! Guess, I actually never concentrated on them!

But after sometime I started thinking let’s for what-so-ever’s sake assume that, the person was in fact a woman. My next question was – How on earth is she able to stand and pee like us, I mean the guys? I seriously had a proper look this time and this was the worst or the biggest of the shocks for me. I could never forget that moment!

Finally when she finished and turned, I realized she is actually a he who has come from outside and working on some project here for quite sometime. Unfortunately he has long hair, his muscles were not toned, and his face was quite different to be mistaken that of a woman!!!

Finally I went in and finished what I came for happily!

Jai Gurudev!

Love!